The sweet, sweet taste of just-cooked pasta. (Taken with instagram)

thedogstheyrun:

Ok so I basically fell off the couch when I noticed this. 

Screen cap from Veronica Mars Season 2 Ep 11.

“Hey girl. from over here your butt looks soft, maybe if I could touch it I could tell if it’s soft, tell me if it’s soft, cause I really like to touch it, and then I show you my penis.”

(Source: inn-destree)

Because everyone needs a little more Joseph Gordon-Levitt in their lives. Especially in a garter belt.

(Source: elegant-gypsy)

magathavonjacoby:

I need one.

Reblog if you’ve ACTUALLY read The Hobbit

aprilspink:

thefoxxybenedict:

I’m curious how many people have, because it feels like I’m the only one.

Ben you don’t even know how much I love this book

If it feels like you’re the only one who’s read it, you’re not spending time with the right people.

The tell me there’s an eclipse. Anyone else see it? (Taken with instagram)

Bavarian chocolate cake with strawberry mousse. What. (Taken with instagram)

textsfrombennett:

Nerdy White Kid KILLS Gotye (You’re vs Your by Mac Lethal